Radio and help wanted

I do not understand the main expat radio station here or how it works. I keep hearing the same songs over and over again. UNLESS they throw in the occassional really lame-o song. Yesterday there was this really stupid song called : "Buddy, My Friend." It was like some 80's anthem rap but sing songy. It was wretched. I listened out of pure curiosity to figure out HOW it got on the airwaves. If my ipod is dead, I often listen with the intent of figuring out how some of this music makes it on the radio. Some of it are knock offs of current popular songs. Like someone downloaded a karaoke version - recorded their own voices and sent it in to the radio station. I question whether this kind of music and methodology is a british or an australian thing? I worry that when I return to America I will be so out of the loop as far as music is concerned...but mostly, I wonder if I should launch my own singing career over here - they seem to be more accepting of low quality products.

NOW - on to my real problem. I leave for America in a few days to attend one of my bestest friends wedding. I am a bridesmaid (who will in fact be wearing a pashmina when not required to expose my blubber) and we are having a nice brunch in the park for our beautiful bride. We are to present a song or poetry to her while there. There are no requirements regarding whether it should be touching or funny. I personally want something from the heart. I'm not much of a poetess :) and I don't really write music, but I have no problems rearranging. However, we will be in a park, so no instruments to speak of. So, I will obviously be singing to her (even though I am so sick right now) but I want to do something that is so tender and kind and let's her know how much we all love her and want the best for her. YET - nothing seems quite good enough. Any ideas? Help. please! Or I will end up singing gimme, gimme. really, HELP! I leave tomorrow....