In lieu of David

This is supposed to be a two person blog...but my lovey hubby has only contributed twice. So, I thought I would contribute for him.

Words written by me pretending to be him:

Today I am packing up my things and leaving Egypt. I will fly home business class but leave again with my family on "regular" class because it is too expensive to pay for everyone to fly business class and work won't pay for it. When I get home after my long and arduous journey sitting in business class, my gorgeous wife will greet me with our three perfectly lovely children. The children will give me hugs, but my wife will give me the best kisses in the world! I intend to sweep her off of her high heeled feet into my manly arms and give her the kiss I have been longing to give her for the last 8 weeks. Of course, security won't bother us because they will see the bliss this will paint on her face. Suddenly music will be able to be heard...a beautiful Viennese waltz and for a few minutes we will glide over the asphalt as if it were a marble dance floor. It will leave her breathless. And I will buy her lots of shoes. Lots and lots of shoes. I will give her the best foot and leg rub and give her a special pedicure...she won't be able to keep her hands off of me! But I won't let her touch me because it will be all about getting her feet ready to wear the most decadent pair of sandals in the world. I have them stashed in my suitcase...a size 7 US. With rhinestones and straps and a sweet heel that curves perfectly. I will be able to hear her signature clack clack clack as she walks toward me that evening and we will *********CENSORED!************



This is Amber now...I had no idea he could be so romantic!

Afterall he is an engineer.

But these plans sound fabulous and well thought out...perhaps he shouldn't have posted them. I mean, it is so personal! I know he just wants me to get excited about his arrival and all...but really, dear! I am embarrassed! How could you! Now everyone knows your intentions towards me!

Mom, I am so sorry that David posted that! So embarrassed. I'm really sorry if it embarrasses you in front of your friends. Sheesh! I think he has lost his mind!!!